{"product_id":"crazy-uncle-earl-s-illogical-amalgamations-a-tome-of-decades-of-inconsequential-journeys","title":"Crazy Uncle Earl’s Illogical Amalgamations: A tome of decades of inconsequential journeys.","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrazy Uncle Earl’s Illogical Amalgamations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis humor-laden truth-forward fiction is the mental recess your mind needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere are 30 tales of the every man that are meant to bring a smile and maybe rethink your approach to fellow humans. Each quasi-fable is an interpretation of how the author has experienced everyday situations and the sometime hysterical outcomes endured.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not a book for serious thinkers looking to expand their consciousness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis book\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e IS FOR EVERYONE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that needs a respite from the daily grind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you need a break? If you need a smile? If you need a chuckle? If you need to read something that will make you say, ‘Ya, that’s happened to me’? Then this is the book is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease enjoy this substantial helping of “mental candy”.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePssst! Don’t worry, we won’t tell your mother.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTable of Contents:\u003cbr\u003e1. Cup-A-Joe…….\u003cbr\u003e2. Nature \u0026amp; Bentonite Clay……..\u003cbr\u003e3. Hardware Finesse……..Not\u003cbr\u003e4. Ready to Assemble……Yeah Right!\u003cbr\u003e5. Outlet Repair??\u003cbr\u003e6. Bathroom Remodel…..\u003cbr\u003e7. Hillbilly BBQ……..\u003cbr\u003e8. Food Terrors \u0026amp; Ponderings……Oh my!\u003cbr\u003e9. Life Changing Choices…….\u003cbr\u003e10. Cereal Killer………\u003cbr\u003e11. Milking it and B-E-P’s…..\u003cbr\u003e12. Bread, A Four Letter Word \u003cbr\u003e13. Salt of the Earth……\u003cbr\u003e14. Calendar Oddities in 2024 \u003cbr\u003e15. The Lament of August….\u003cbr\u003e16. Fall…..Gettin’ a Little Chili\u003cbr\u003e17. Halloween Mass Psychosis….\u003cbr\u003e18. Designated Grudge Holder…..\u003cbr\u003e19. Thanksgiving Tome……\u003cbr\u003e20. Holiday Caloric Amnesia…..\u003cbr\u003e21. Things On My Mind in November 2012…..\u003cbr\u003e22. Random Season Bites….. \u003cbr\u003e23. Merry Xmas and Welcome to\u003cbr\u003e24. Weather Fright… \u003cbr\u003e25. Melancholy Baby………….\u003cbr\u003e26. Take Care of Your Flora and Fauna………\u003cbr\u003e27. Hospital Trauma……….\u003cbr\u003e28. Drug Testing My Patience…..\u003cbr\u003e29. Vegas Airplane Bedlam……..\u003cbr\u003e30. Nostalgia Therapy…….\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEarl Snyder is a freshly minted retiree after working as a purchasing manager for 45 years. His talent for story telling was used as a way to hook his fellow employees into reading a company newsletter in 2007.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHis hobbies have included pestering the hell out of his nieces and nephews and hosting a trivia and music based entertainment presentation to all that will tolerate it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe is: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn American Husband\/Brother\/Crazy Uncle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNostalgia Sherpa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmile Instigator\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLate 20th Century Music Lover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGolden Rule Champion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnecdotalist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOptimist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45914013270207,"sku":"c1e4f44c-8151-4103-b9b6-2b7fbcea49cd","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/46b2eb2e27b01e335ef0ff7ff8316b69.jpg?v=1785053698","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/crazy-uncle-earl-s-illogical-amalgamations-a-tome-of-decades-of-inconsequential-journeys","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}