{"product_id":"dad-is-not-a-tissue","title":"Dad Is Not a Tissue!","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDad is not a tissue!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe swings you high and makes you grin-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut boogers don't belong on him!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by a true family moment, this hilarious rhyming picture book for toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarten kids (ages 2-6) follows a curious child who tests every possible \"tissue\"-from Dad and the dog, to the wall, the couch, and even the fishbowl-before discovering the right place to wipe a nose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith playful repetition and laugh-out-loud gross humor, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDad Is Not a Tissue!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e turns everyday booger battles into a fun read-aloud about hygiene, boundaries, and growing independence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Kids who love silly and slightly gross humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Parents teaching manners and personal space\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Classroom read-alouds in preschool and kindergarten\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Father's Day gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Families who know the struggle of sleeve-wiping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- A boredom-buster read when kids are home sick with colds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom nose-goo drips to booger puddles, this charming family picture book captures the messy, loving reality of early childhood-where learning happens one funny moment at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45913070600383,"sku":"ed858b2c-8ce9-4d37-98c6-f3ed6391aa82","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/583950277d7d4f51358c54202c9d5678.jpg?v=1785041435","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/dad-is-not-a-tissue","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}