{"product_id":"electric-unicycles-a-practical-guide-to-poor-decisions","title":"Electric Unicycles: A Practical Guide to Poor Decisions","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElectric Unicycles: A Practical Guide to Poor Decisions is the world’s most brutally honest—and accidentally useful—guide to riding a device that absolutely should not work as well as it does.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve ever looked at an electric unicycle and thought, “Yeah, I could do that,” this book is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve already bought one and realized, “Oh no, I made a mistake,” this book is really for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWritten with equal parts humor, experience, trauma, and self-awareness, this book takes you through the entire chaotic process of becoming an EUC rider:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Choosing your first wheel (and regretting it)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery wheel is terrible in a different way. Learn which flavor of disaster is right for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Gear: the stuff you won’t wear until after your first crash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHelmets, gloves, knee pads, and the padded shorts you’ll pretend you don’t need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Mounting, wobbling, and failing publicly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA step-by-step walkthrough of humiliation, balance training, and nervous swearing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Falling (you will) and braking (you won’t)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy gravity always wins, and how to lose more gracefully.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Turning, carving, and looking cool for half a second\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil a pothole resets you back to Beginner Mode.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Riding in cities, trails, bad weather, and chaotic group rides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCars, pedestrians, cyclists, and scooter bros: your natural predators.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Batteries, fire, and the lies we tell ourselves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA friendly reminder that you’re standing on hundreds of explosive metal cylinders.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Range anxiety\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy your wheel goes from “100% full” to “hope and desperation” in minutes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Buying your second wheel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you will. Everyone does. It’s a sickness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked with ridiculous metaphors, questionable encouragement, and strangely good advice, Electric Unicycles: A Practical Guide to Poor Decisions is both a humor book and a survival manual for one of the weirdest hobbies on Earth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re brand-new or thousands of miles in, this is the EUC book you’ll read, quote, gift to friends—or use as emotional support after your next faceplant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRide safe. Or don’t. Just don’t blame the author.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45914546438335,"sku":"f178e0eb-4762-40cc-bff2-badcf32a166d","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/b9fea5a2f2634ca851010e78ecfe3703.jpg?v=1785059611","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/electric-unicycles-a-practical-guide-to-poor-decisions","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}