{"product_id":"grumpy-old-man-survival-guide-a-hilarious-training-manual-and-gift-for-older-men-seniors-and-retirees","title":"GRUMPY OLD MAN SURVIVAL GUIDE: A Hilarious Training Manual and Gift for Older Men, Seniors, and Retirees","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a funny gift for old men that he’ll actually laugh at? Tired of boring mugs and “World’s Best Grandpa” socks?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Old Man Survival Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated field manual for men who have officially crossed enemy lines into “Get Off My Lawn” territory. 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