{"product_id":"letters-to-dogs-because-we-love-those-jerks","title":"Letters to Dogs: Because We Love Those Jerks","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious book for dog owners who love their dogs… even though they’re little jerks sometimes. They understand us.... they just don't want us to realize it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLetters to Dogs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a collection of brutally honest, laugh-out-loud letters written to the furry roommates who ignore our commands, judge our life choices, and somehow still convince us they deserve the good pillow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese letters are for dog owners who have:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRepeated a command slowly, louder, and with hope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeen stared at while their dog did the exact opposite\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuestioned who is actually in charge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRealized their dog hears everything… and responds selectively\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a training book.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an acknowledgment of reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWritten by people who have tried reasoning, bribery, pleading, and yelling... only to be met with silence, side-eye, and active ignoring... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLetters to Dogs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e captures the quiet power struggle that defines life with a dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve ever asked your dog a serious question and been answered with a blank stare, this book is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRead it. Laugh.\u003cbr\u003eThen accept that your dog already knows... and still doesn’t care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45914442203327,"sku":"6f996eb7-ad2f-4316-95be-61fde16ad450","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/a852e734b05174152d97f83195059f81.jpg?v=1785058347","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/letters-to-dogs-because-we-love-those-jerks","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}