{"product_id":"spicy-disaster-dont-date-him","title":"Spicy Disaster (Don't Date Him)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEveryone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePersonally, I’m not looking to develop any heart problems.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI definitely don’t have to worry about developing any when it comes to the one man who knows how to get on my every nerve.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOdin Mayer is the most offensive, black-hearted, no-good, very-bad, surliest man I’d ever met.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe was Grumpy with a capital G, a biker to boot, and never missed a chance to make me see red.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust as I’m convinced there’s no good side to Odin, he shows me differently, saving me when I didn’t ask him to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd, of course, I have to spend the next few weeks with him after we both get chosen for the same trial to perform our civic duty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJury duty was not on my Bingo card.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNor was falling for the jerkoff.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut there I was, somehow lingering in the middle space between fuck you and I want to fuck you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOdin knew what he was doing, too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTeasing and taunting me at every turn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen he had to go out of his way to be a hero, and I forgot that I was supposed to stay away.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45911980671167,"sku":"5de98a46-218f-42f8-a49c-90c245325af7","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/111abf506a7e6c1e83dfdde68c85c23d.jpg?v=1785004743","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/spicy-disaster-dont-date-him","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}