{"product_id":"temple-of-the-tentacle-priests-a-monster-romance-novel-ava-wildes-romantasy-collection","title":"Temple Of The Tentacle Priests: A Monster Romance Novel (Ava Wilde's Romantasy Collection)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA filthy, funny, feel-good monster romance with too many tentacles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDr. Poppy Flynn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, twenty-seven, is a sex psychologist with a humiliating secret: she's studied eight years of human orgasms and experienced approximately none worth remembering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's done blaming herself. Maybe it's the species.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo she signs up for a year in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHearthpetal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a dimension where pleasure is literally holy. Celibate tentacle priests dedicate their lives to studying, controlling, and transcending it. Poppy is here to collect data, not throw herself at the first set of suction cups that look like they could slurp her soul out through her lady portal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFather Calder \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eruins that plan immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's the temple's golden heir, bound by vows of detachment and biology that's even crueler. Octopi get just one mating cycle. Full completion triggers semelparity and a death cascade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich is unfortunate, because Poppy is very much in the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ereading slumps, palate cleansing, and anyone who's ever thought \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhat if tentacles, though.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpice: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\/5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTropes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTEM girlie. Academic heroine. Forbidden love. Forced proximity. Grumpy\/sunshine. Touch-starved MMC. Caretaking. Worship kink. Fated-but-doomed mates. HEA guaranteed. Octopus survival rates may vary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCW: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlentiful explicit scenes with tentacles and other creative monster anatomy. Cream. A naughty spider-woman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45912197071039,"sku":"02d6630a-97a2-4a94-80c0-b08b65a541ce","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/d399f7fbbe81e35bf737c7403360ce20.jpg?v=1785006630","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/temple-of-the-tentacle-priests-a-monster-romance-novel-ava-wildes-romantasy-collection","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}