{"product_id":"the-arcane-taste-of-the-witchwood-boys","title":"The Arcane Taste of the Witchwood Boys","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThose witch pricks betrayed me in the worst possible way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m not about to run home and bake f*cking cupcakes, move on, and pretend to be happy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’d rather rage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese men told me I wasn’t allowed to leave, that they’d follow me anywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell, it goes both ways, my dear stubborn husbands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou aren’t allowed to leave, and I will do anything to enforce that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’ll slaughter the Hag Wytch. I’ll break our world and the Witchwoods both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you were right: I am a villain, and I will kill the world for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m sad. Please send cockies. I mean cookies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot cookies baked with jizz, but actual cookies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Arcane Taste of the Witchwood Boys \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis a reverse harem\/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). This is a genre blending series that’s a little bit cozy, a little bit dark, a lot bit spicy, and full of love, romance, action, and fantasy. Inside, you’ll find epic battles, a woman that’s part owl god, and our world blended with a fantasy forest. This is a complete series in 4 books (this is #4).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books Prime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45921579598015,"sku":"f4194705-4808-466a-9077-0c66b7c70a0f","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/7550\/7647\/files\/5ede6bcdde5321f2ba8f4b5e14141f4f.jpg?v=1785167213","url":"https:\/\/books-prime.com\/products\/the-arcane-taste-of-the-witchwood-boys","provider":"Books Prime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}