A Time Traveler's Practical Survival Guide

The First Book You'll Ever Need

Behold an era ruled by illiterate feudal lords and Instagram-famous for the plague, famine, constant warfare and burning wizards (you) at the stake. Welcome to the Dark Ages.

A Time Traveler’s Practical Survival Guide is your pocket-friendly companion for turning this sad society into a modern, thriving civilization you’ll be proud to call your own. Learn how to invent the cannon and the camera, cure a headache, discover electricity and bring on the Age of Enlightenment a full millennia ahead of schedule. It’s all up to you, and now you’re prepared.

Also somewhat useful for those who find themselves shipwrecked on a desert island, lost among a primitive tribe, or crash-landed with a high-school girls' soccer team in the wilderness.