An Atheist's Critique of the Bible: New Testament
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An Atheist's Critique of the Bible: New Testament
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$35.99
Regular price $43.99
Do you think Jesus smelled nice? I like to imagine he smelled like sandalwood and lavender. What was his favorite color? Did women think he was handsome? Did he ever get sick? If so, could he heal himself? He ate food. Doesn't that mean Jesus pooped? Did his poop stink? What did it smell like? I like to imagine it smelled like sandalwood and lavender. Did he have a favorite food? What if his favorite food was disgusting, like boiled sheep's head or breaded bull testicles? Would you still worship a god with bad taste? Could Jesus sing? How many pushups could he do? Isn't it weird that mortal men were likely stronger, faster, and better than him at most things? If you have ever wondered any of these things, this book is for you. Read along with me as I try to decipher the divine instructions to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Hopefully, those secrets are hidden in all the things the authors aren't telling us, because those are the things that interest me most.