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Don't Fork it Up Daniel!: A humorous, fun-loving survival guide for first time dads.
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The perfect baby shower gift, keepsake, and funny dad book for a first time dad who is confident he will "figure it out."
Nobody hands a new dad a baby guide or rule book to support a new mom. Nobody tells him what to say when the pee stick appears, how to survive the nursery renovation without losing his mind, or what "push present" even means.
Don't Fork It Up, Daniel! is the laugh-out-loud survival guide written for the modern man who wants to show up for his partner, his baby, and himself without drowning in a sea of pacifiers and unsolicited opinions. 12 short chapters of practical advice, real talk, and enough humor to make the sleepless nights feel less like a crisis.
From the two pink lines to your new little dictator's rules, every chapter delivers practical advice wrapped in the kind of humor that makes the hard stuff feel manageable. Think of it as the friend who shows up with a step-by-step plan, your favorite drink, and no judgment.
Because fatherhood isn't a mission impossible; it's just the next stop on the journey of your beautiful life. But you are someone's hero now, so don't fork it up.
Nobody hands a new dad a baby guide or rule book to support a new mom. Nobody tells him what to say when the pee stick appears, how to survive the nursery renovation without losing his mind, or what "push present" even means.
Don't Fork It Up, Daniel! is the laugh-out-loud survival guide written for the modern man who wants to show up for his partner, his baby, and himself without drowning in a sea of pacifiers and unsolicited opinions. 12 short chapters of practical advice, real talk, and enough humor to make the sleepless nights feel less like a crisis.
From the two pink lines to your new little dictator's rules, every chapter delivers practical advice wrapped in the kind of humor that makes the hard stuff feel manageable. Think of it as the friend who shows up with a step-by-step plan, your favorite drink, and no judgment.
Because fatherhood isn't a mission impossible; it's just the next stop on the journey of your beautiful life. But you are someone's hero now, so don't fork it up.