Letters to Dogs: Because We Love Those Jerks

A hilarious book for dog owners who love their dogs… even though they’re little jerks sometimes. They understand us.... they just don't want us to realize it.

Letters to Dogs is a collection of brutally honest, laugh-out-loud letters written to the furry roommates who ignore our commands, judge our life choices, and somehow still convince us they deserve the good pillow.

These letters are for dog owners who have:

• Repeated a command slowly, louder, and with hope

• Been stared at while their dog did the exact opposite

• Questioned who is actually in charge

• Realized their dog hears everything… and responds selectively

This is not a training book.
It’s an acknowledgment of reality.

Written by people who have tried reasoning, bribery, pleading, and yelling... only to be met with silence, side-eye, and active ignoring... Letters to Dogs captures the quiet power struggle that defines life with a dog.

If you’ve ever asked your dog a serious question and been answered with a blank stare, this book is for you.

Read it. Laugh.
Then accept that your dog already knows... and still doesn’t care.