The Ding Dong Altar Boy: And Other Tales of an Affirmation Junkie

"The ability to evoke a spectrum of emotions in the reader is what makes Osborn a master storyteller. With laugh-a-minute humor and wistful recollections, this is a truly uplifting book." -- Reader Views Gold Star Review

Welcome to The Ding Dong Altar Boy,a riotous, heartfelt collection of true stories straight from the dusty back roads, curious towns, and unforgettable moments of rural America.

Perfect for fans of memoir and folks who love legendary barroom tales, this collection will make you laugh until your sides hurt and remember your own mischief along the way. It's like Stranger Things meets Napoleon Dynamite, only real!

But it’s not just funny—it’s human. With wit, warmth, and the kind of insight that makes you smile and pause in the same sentence, this book brings the messy, magical reality of a small-town life to vivid life.

Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the rollercoaster of mischief and mayhem from the plains of Nebraska.