TRUMP AND HIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BULLDOZER: A little golden toilet book

WARNING:

THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK!

MEET TRUMP-

THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE CONTRACTOR.

FROM ROSE GARDENS TO BALLROOMS, FROM HISTORY TO HOME DEPOT, HIS GOLD IS LOUD, HIS PROMISES ARE BIG, AND HIS TASTE IS ALWAYS TEMPORARY.

IN THIS RAZOR-SHARP PARODY, LANDON REID TAKES A WRECKING BALL TO POWER, VANITY, AND THE IDEA THAT PUBLIC HISTORY IS JUST ANOTHER REAL ESTATE OPPORTUNITY.

WITH RHYMES THAT BITE AND IMAGES THAT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING, THIS BOOK FOLLOWS AN ORANGE-TINTED SHOWMAN AS HE FLATTENS THE PAST, SPRAY-PAINTS IT GOLD, AND CALLS IT "BETTER." A DARKLY FUNNY REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES THE GREATEST DESTRUCTION ISN'T TEARING SOMETHING DOWN-IT'S PRETENDING IT NEVER MATTERED AT ALL