Cory Withers is... Your Dark Soul Mate: (19 Unrequested Short Stories from His Next Big Book!)
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Cory Withers is... Your Dark Soul Mate: (19 Unrequested Short Stories from His Next Big Book!)
Sale price
$14.99
Regular price $17.99
It's Summer 2026 and Cory Withers is finally back with his latest book of funny short stories!Always out of order, and always out of bounds, you'll know it's another classic Withers collection the moment the fists are flying, the relatives are dying, the drugs are in supply, and nobody's crying - because it's funny as shit. (Actually, a few of the stories in this book did make a couple of test readers cry, but those people were women - and these short stories were all written with the intention first and foremost of being funny as hell. If you also cry, that's your fault for being lame, or a woman.)
Sticking with the non-chronological style of his first two hilarious books (2016's "Decapitating the Burger Clown" and 2025's "Dick in a Donut"), Cory Withers takes you on a ride with him where you might be a 12-year-old boy making a fool of himself at a baseball game in the 1980s in one story, and then a college kid in the 90's getting in a bar fight with a bald devil worshiper at the beach in the next. Now you're 10 again and a cousin is suddenly dead. And now you're middle-aged and falling in love with a stranger at a gas pump! And now you're 30 and the lesbians have showed up to threaten you with a pump jack. It just never ends! Except it always ends. Withers always keeps it short. In fact, this is his shortest and best book yet. 19 intense and humorous short stories taken from real life and made into art. Short art. Your time is also short, so let's get to pitching this art:
"Cory Withers is... Your Dark Soul Mate (19 Unrequested Short Stories from His Next Big Book!") was meant to live in your bathroom. Buy it today and put in in your reading basket between the bowl & the sink alongside the 20-year-old Maxims and the crinkled Sudoku book. For some reason, the paperbacks of Cory Withers always get read there... but they DO get read. You're gonna enjoy this book so much on the toilet that you won't have to throw it in the toilet! Your Dark Soul Mate is on the way.
Sticking with the non-chronological style of his first two hilarious books (2016's "Decapitating the Burger Clown" and 2025's "Dick in a Donut"), Cory Withers takes you on a ride with him where you might be a 12-year-old boy making a fool of himself at a baseball game in the 1980s in one story, and then a college kid in the 90's getting in a bar fight with a bald devil worshiper at the beach in the next. Now you're 10 again and a cousin is suddenly dead. And now you're middle-aged and falling in love with a stranger at a gas pump! And now you're 30 and the lesbians have showed up to threaten you with a pump jack. It just never ends! Except it always ends. Withers always keeps it short. In fact, this is his shortest and best book yet. 19 intense and humorous short stories taken from real life and made into art. Short art. Your time is also short, so let's get to pitching this art:
"Cory Withers is... Your Dark Soul Mate (19 Unrequested Short Stories from His Next Big Book!") was meant to live in your bathroom. Buy it today and put in in your reading basket between the bowl & the sink alongside the 20-year-old Maxims and the crinkled Sudoku book. For some reason, the paperbacks of Cory Withers always get read there... but they DO get read. You're gonna enjoy this book so much on the toilet that you won't have to throw it in the toilet! Your Dark Soul Mate is on the way.