Crazy Uncle Earl’s Illogical Amalgamations: A tome of decades of inconsequential journeys.

Crazy Uncle Earl’s Illogical Amalgamations

This humor-laden truth-forward fiction is the mental recess your mind needs.

Here are 30 tales of the every man that are meant to bring a smile and maybe rethink your approach to fellow humans. Each quasi-fable is an interpretation of how the author has experienced everyday situations and the sometime hysterical outcomes endured.

This is not a book for serious thinkers looking to expand their consciousness.

This book IS FOR EVERYONE that needs a respite from the daily grind.

If you need a break? If you need a smile? If you need a chuckle? If you need to read something that will make you say, ‘Ya, that’s happened to me’? Then this is the book is for you.

Please enjoy this substantial helping of “mental candy”.

Pssst! Don’t worry, we won’t tell your mother.

Table of Contents:
1. Cup-A-Joe…….
2. Nature & Bentonite Clay……..
3. Hardware Finesse……..Not
4. Ready to Assemble……Yeah Right!
5. Outlet Repair??
6. Bathroom Remodel…..
7. Hillbilly BBQ……..
8. Food Terrors & Ponderings……Oh my!
9. Life Changing Choices…….
10. Cereal Killer………
11. Milking it and B-E-P’s…..
12. Bread, A Four Letter Word
13. Salt of the Earth……
14. Calendar Oddities in 2024
15. The Lament of August….
16. Fall…..Gettin’ a Little Chili
17. Halloween Mass Psychosis….
18. Designated Grudge Holder…..
19. Thanksgiving Tome……
20. Holiday Caloric Amnesia…..
21. Things On My Mind in November 2012…..
22. Random Season Bites…..
23. Merry Xmas and Welcome to
24. Weather Fright…
25. Melancholy Baby………….
26. Take Care of Your Flora and Fauna………
27. Hospital Trauma……….
28. Drug Testing My Patience…..
29. Vegas Airplane Bedlam……..
30. Nostalgia Therapy…….

About the Author
Earl Snyder is a freshly minted retiree after working as a purchasing manager for 45 years. His talent for story telling was used as a way to hook his fellow employees into reading a company newsletter in 2007.

His hobbies have included pestering the hell out of his nieces and nephews and hosting a trivia and music based entertainment presentation to all that will tolerate it.

He is:

• An American Husband/Brother/Crazy Uncle
• Nostalgia Sherpa
• Smile Instigator
• Late 20th Century Music Lover
• Golden Rule Champion
• Anecdotalist
• Optimist