HR Approved Ways to Say “You Shouldn’t Be in This Meeting” Without Saying It

EVER WANTED TO TELL YOUR BOSS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK OF THEIR “BRILLIANT” IDEA?

Or have you ever wanted to tell your coworker to shut up during a meeting? This book is your ultimate guide to translating those unfiltered thoughts into professional, HR-approved phrases that won’t get you fired—hopefully.

Inside, you’ll find a treasure trove of witty “translations” for everything from the “helpful” advice no one asked for, to the unspeakable moments when you’re counting to ten to avoid snapping. It’s like having a personal translator for office BS, except funnier and less awkward at meetings.

So, whether you’re stuck in a never-ending Zoom call or dealing with a coworker who thinks “reply all” is a life goal, this book has you covered—without the risk of HR calling you in for a chat.

Well, maybe not.