Life at Sea: The Grubby Truth: It’s Not Just Rum and Loose Women

Do not buy this book if you are easily offended, a bit of a Karen or live in a Sheltered World where you think everyone is a winner.

No glossy stories.
No adventure bullshit.
No pretending it’s something it’s not.

This book is R18, contains references to sexual content, alcohol, prostitution, transexuals racial stereotyping and disgusting content you would not imagine is a normal thing.

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The finale of the ping pong routine was beer pong, very popular with the American tourists as it is a common drinking game in the United States. Ball after ball went pop, bounce bounce, and then clunked into a cup. Precision work. Honestly, it put university drinking games to shame

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I walked into the mess and there it was. The news readers talking and trying to quantify what had happened with the footage being played over and over again. Footage of the planes hitting and smoke pouring out of the Twin Towers, confusion, people talking without really knowing what they were saying yet.

It didn’t look real, like something out of a movie, but it was happening live in front of you. No one in the room said anything straight away. Everyone was just watching, trying to make sense of it, waiting for someone to explain what we were actually looking at. It was dead quiet apart from the TV.

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We went in, grabbed a couple of beers and had a sip. Then his girlfriend walked in, a nice girl wearing blue jeans and a blouse. Long legs, perky boobs, long dark hair ……….high cheek bones ………. square jaw ………. Adam’s apple ………. and that’s when the alarm bells started ringing.

Dude!, that’s a fuckin man man!” He said, “Fuck off, it’s a girl.” I said, “Dude, she’s got a bigger Adam’s apple than me, and look at her cheekbones and jaw and besides that, the barman nodded to me!

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