Lil’ Donnie’s Taco Tuesday: (But Trump Always Chickens Out) (Little golden toilet books)

From bestselling author and illustrator Landon Reid comes a spicy, side-splitting parody that proves one thing: when the heat is on, Lil’ Donnie always chickens out.

It’s Tuesday.
Lil’ Donnie is hungry.
He wants something bigly tasty.
But when a real taco truck rolls up?
He melts faster than Velveeta in a MAGA hat.

Follow the ketchup-stained journey of a gold-slippered man-baby as he demands a taco stand, throws himself a lonely birthday parade, and flees in terror from pork al pastor. With hilarious rhymes, pitch-perfect satire, and illustrations that would make a press secretary sweat, this book is the perfect gift for anyone who prefers their politics well-done with a side of absurd.

Perfect for:

• Grownups who read banned books

• People who like tacos (and accountability)

• Fans of political parody, illustrated rage, and cartoon cowardice

• Anyone who’s ever asked, “Do real tacos come with ranch?”

Not for kids. Not for fascists. Not for anyone who thinks mayonnaise is a spice.