Menopause: Not Hot, Just Spicy AF: A Satirical Coloring Book For Women Who Are Over It

WELCOME TO THE MENOPAUSE PARTY!
The dress code is sweaty, nobody’s sleeping, and someone is crying because the grocery store was “too loud.”

Menopause: Not Hot, Just Spicy AF is the hilariously unhinged coloring book for women navigating hot flashes, mood swings, insomnia, brain fog, rage cleaning, emotional support snacks, suspicious chin hairs, and the sudden urge to fight everyone breathing too loudly.

Inside you’ll find:
• Hot flash meltdowns
• Midnight anxiety adventures
• Zero-filter hormonal rage
• Night sweats & emotional support wine
• Doctors who “say everything looks normal”
• Lost libido sightings
• Wellness trends that absolutely do not work
• And one very frazzled woman barely holding it together

This isn’t a “live, laugh, love” menopause book.
This is a laugh-so-you-don’t-snap coloring book.

Perfect for:

Menopause gifts for women
Funny birthday gifts for moms & friends
White elephant gifts
Perimenopause survival humor
Holiday humor for women
Surviving middle age
Stress relief coloring with sarcasm
Women who are completely over it

Whether you’re sweating through your sheets at 3 a.m., rage-shopping at Target, or wondering why you walked into the kitchen again… this book gets it.

Grab your markers, pour a glass of wine, and color your way through the hormonal dumpster fire.

Because you’re not crazy.
You’re menopausal.