Read This While You Poop: 300 Weird, Funny and Useless Facts About History, the Human Body, Animals, Toilets and Random Stuff

Stop scrolling on the toilet and forgetting everything five minutes later.

How many times have you opened your phone “just for a second” and ended up scrolling through random nonsense while your bathroom break quietly turned into a full event?

Read This While You Poop was made to upgrade that moment.

Open the book at random.
Read one weird fact.
Laugh.
Learn something ridiculous.
Go back to your day with one useless but irresistible piece of knowledge to tell someone at the worst possible time.

Inside, you’ll find 300 weird, funny, and unbelievable facts you can read in just a few minutes, perfect for turning every bathroom break into a much more interesting moment.

What will you find inside?

Real Bathroom Stories That Actually Happened
Kings, Roman latrines, chamber pots, castles, royal courts, and historical moments that were much less noble than school books make them sound.

Poop, the Human Body, and Digestive Mysteries
Coffee, the gut, gas, stress, suspicious smells, food that betrays you, and all the things your body does without asking for permission.

Animals, Nature, and Impossible Poops
Wombats, penguins, hippos, dung beetles, whales, dinosaurs, and other proof that nature has a very strange sense of humor.

Absurd Bathrooms, Genius Toilets, and Underrated Inventions
Japanese toilets, space bathrooms, bidets, toilet paper, flushes, sewers, and small miracles of modern civilization.

Awkward Fails, Fears, and Embarrassing Moments
Public bathrooms, no toilet paper, doors that will not lock, suspicious noises, endless lines, and everyday dramas nobody wants to admit.

Brilliantly Useless Culture to Read on the Toilet
Strange facts, light science, weird words, accidental inventions, ridiculous records, and information that is perfect to share at the least appropriate moment.

This is not a book you need to study.
You do not have to read it in order.
You do not have to solve quizzes, take notes, or try too hard.

It is made to be opened anywhere, read in a few minutes, and left there ready for the next break.

Perfect for people who scroll too much in the bathroom and read too little.

It also makes a hilarious gag gift for friends, brothers, coworkers, partners, roommates, uncles, Christmas parties, birthdays, Secret Santa exchanges, and that one person who disappears to the bathroom for “two minutes” and comes back half an hour later.

300 facts. Fast reading. Zero boredom. Plenty of laughs.

Add it to your cart and make the next bathroom break much more interesting.