The Unauthorized Autobiography of Captain Kujo: Biting Back
The Unauthorized Autobiography of Captain Kujo: Biting Back
The Unauthorized Autobiography of Captain Kujo: Biting Back is the raw, unfiltered saga of Kimberly Allen Johns—a Vietnam-era vet turned relentless force of nature. From a gritty Portland street brawl with a rabid dog that birthed his “Kujo” moniker, to forging unbreakable steel in USAF hangars amid toxic shadows, Kujo bites back against every blow life throws.
Enlisting at 17 to dodge the draft’s jaws, he masters jet mechanics at Sheppard AFB, earning top honors and a National Defense Service Medal while inhaling poisons that scar for life. Honorable discharge in hand, he dives into law enforcement grit: 8 of 27 years as a Columbia County Reserve Deputy, storming cartel grows, barricading murder scenes, and mentoring SWAT in river pursuits. His badge becomes armor, exemptions arming him with Glocks and M4s despite a 1985 felony sting that haunts him.
Depths call next—USMC Combatant Diver in Coronado, swift-water rescues in Mountain Warfare, Egyptian frogmen coins from Alexandria ops. Rescues stack: Hauling bodies from Columbia murk, defying ‘96 floods for a Medal of Valor. Eco-warrior voyages follow: Falconry with “Hollywood” the hawk, captaining Sea Shepherd’s Farley Mowat through 88 of true grit hours from Annapolis, around Cape Hatteras, through the Bermuda Triangle to Key West.
Middle East brotherhood ignites in 2002: Factory tours seal Egyptian alliances, Arab Spring plunges him into Tahrir’s fire with Hasham Wadan’s HRF (Unit 777). Bonds forge in Nile Zodiac nights and spec ops shadows, blending grit with global intrigue.
Family ties ground it all: Godfather to Jerry (Profile Diving founder) and Boe (first paralyzed Portland Police sergeant), shadowed by losses like niece Shawn and nephew Butch. The 1985 ATF trap—silencers, coke bait, PSI cracks—fuels a 40-year pardon war against deep-state bias, from Clinton denials to 2025 Trump pleas.
Nestucca Valley reckoning climaxes: Fire District built on Nepotism, Daughter Aggie’s abduction exposes school predators, birthing federal suit 3:25-cv-00850-JR and #BeLikeCharlie movement after Kirk’s assassination.
Through scars, triumphs, and unyielding hustle, Kujo proves: When life bites, bite back harder. Pre-order now for March 1, 2026 launch—300 pages of fury, faith, family, and freedom.