Tourette Attorneys

Phanie Carter wanted to be a nun. But between her soccer obsession, her Tourette’s, and an unfortunate F-bomb during Easter mass, the convent was clearly not in her future. So, what’s a foul-mouthed, sharp-witted Catholic school alum to do?

She becomes a lawyer. Naturally.

From disastrous children’s books to courtroom smackdowns, Tourette Attorneys follows the laugh-out-loud misadventures of Phanie as she fumbles, fights, and swears her way through law school, clerkships, and a high-profile criminal defense job in NYC. She’s brilliant under pressure, catastrophically honest, and about to make legal history—or get disbarred trying.

Filled with riotous courtroom scenes, inappropriate outbursts, unlikely romance, and a cast of lovable misfits, this is Legally Blonde meets The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel—if Elle Woods dropped the F-bomb and the mic in every deposition.

Whether you're a law junkie, comedy fan, or someone who's ever felt a little too loud for the room, Tourette Attorneys is your next favorite book.