Welcome to The New Dad Facility: 101 Things a First-Time Dad Will Never Do Again: The Ultimate Funny Gift Book for a Dad-to-Be! Everything Expectant ... About Fatherhood (New Parents Essentials)
Welcome to The New Dad Facility: 101 Things a First-Time Dad Will Never Do Again: The Ultimate Funny Gift Book for a Dad-to-Be! Everything Expectant ... About Fatherhood (New Parents Essentials)
THE DAD-TO-BE COURT HAS REACHED ITS DECISION. VERDICT: GUILTY OF IMMINENT FATHERHOOD.
Welcome to theNew Dad Facility— a full-color, illustrated, laugh-out-loud guide to the real side of fatherhood.
Through 101 hilarious everyday moments, you’ll discover everything that changes when Baby enters your life—the chaos, the sacrifices and most of all, the overwhelming love of a mini-you who will change you forever.
If you’re looking for a first time dad book that’s a funny, heartfelt, and brutally honest look at what truly awaits a man stepping into fatherhood for the very first time, you’ve just landed in the right cell.
Your rights include: changing diapers, improvising lullabies, and confidently pretending you know what you’re doing.
Your privileges: heart-melting smiles and lifelong dark circles.
THE 101 THINGS A DAD-TO-BE WILL NEVER DO AGAIN
Article 1 : Dad in Survival Mode – You thought you’d nap? That’s cute, buddy.
Article 2 : Toy Explosion – Routine? Gone. Toys now rule the land.
Article 3 : Love on Trial – Love now comes in threes.
Article 4 : Supervised Nights Out – Invitations after 8 p.m.? Denied.
Article 5 : Conditional Freedom – Adults-only vacations? Officially off-limits.
Article 6 : Dad for Life – Turns out, it’s totally worth it.
Welcome to the New Dad Facility. It’s chaotic. It’s exhausting.
And it just might be the best sentence of your life, Dad-to-Be!
“It’s even worse in real life.”—Former Inmate Confession
FOR EXPECTANT FATHERS WHO WANT TO BE PREPARED
If you’re an expecting dad who wants to feel ready—without getting buried under strict rules—this book delivers a reality check with humor.
Whether you just heard “Dude, we’re pregnant” or you’re weeks away from diaper duty, this uncensored handbook covers all the new dad essentials and gives you an honest look at what to expect before baby arrives.
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR FIRST-TIME DADS
Looking for unforgettable first time dad gifts that actually hit home?
This hilarious gift book doubles as a survival kit for new dads, revealing the real side of fatherhood — no filters, no sugarcoating.
Perfect for:
- A pregnancy announcement gift for men
- A first trimester pregnancy gift or part of a new dad essentials set
- A dad-to-be gift for baby showers or gender reveals
- A first time dad gift for Father’s Day, Christmas, or his birthday
- A lighthearted way to tell him you will rock as a dad
A FULL-COLOR BOOK MADE TO BE GIFTED
- Packed with full-color illustrations and a clean, lively layout
- A hilarious, relatable tone made for first-time dads
- A glossy softcover — durable, feel-good, and totally gift-ready